CHANCES-OF-SURVIVAL

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

iflip4dolphins:

aragornes:

YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU’RE LISTENING TO A MOVIE’S SOUNDTRACK AND YOU JUST KNOW WHICH SCENE GOES WITH EACH TRACK AND YOU SAY THE DIALOGUES OUT LOUD AND YOU JUST FEEL LIKE FLYING BECAUSE THE VIOLINS AND TRUMPETS AND CLARINETS AND ALL THE INSTRUMENTS AND YOU GET THIS RUSH OF HAPPINESS BECAUSE FUCKING SOUNDTRACKS MAN

I’VE BEEN WAITING MY ENTIRE LIFE FOR SOMEBODY TO ACCURATELY DESCRIBE THIS FEELING

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

shine-brighter-little-fighter:

thegestianpoet:

barbellbasics:

This, this and more this!

look at the last pic help

I like to reblog puppy pictures for followers who might be having a rough day because hell, how can you frown when puppy so cute.

dbvictoria:

Dave Bautista takes the ALS ice bucket challenge up a notch.

(x)

sequoiawintersnight:

riddlemehiddleston:

lyricalred:

aarmadillo:

ussawesome:

red shirts, defense against the dark arts teachers, night vale interns

anyone who associates with odysseus

girls who sleep with sam

sean bean

(via joannmccoy)

silencedrowns:

opiggynukkao:

tinnyhouse:

pajama-pangolin:

isthiswittyenoughforyou:

sharkchunks:

awildofnothing:

apiphile:

jaggedfragments:

Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.

I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.

Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.

I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:

THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC

hahaha

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

I can’t remember the last time I actually laughed this hard at something on tumblr. Oh my shit.

takeaspoonful:

The others got Groot a new pot and decorated it. 

johnlockinthetardiswithdestiel:

bill-holmes:

tardis221b:

teacupsandnetflix:

It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like

"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."

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sorry but

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u can’t beat the monuments men

umm excuse u

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don’t mess with the Polar Express

jackviolet:

The cop who shot a dog in front of its 6 year old owner was fired after outrage from the community and a “Justice for Apollo” campaign.

The cop who shot an unarmed black teen is on paid leave and remains protected by his department. So far, days of outrage and protest have still not brought any justice to Mike Brown.

In America, in 2014, the life of a black man is valued less than that of a dog.

Literally.